Prophecy in the News: March 2023

The United Nations announced that the world population will reach 10.4 billion by 2100. Eight countries make up half this population growth. Congo, Ethiopia, Tanzania, China, India, Egypt, Pakistan and the Philippines. China and India each have 1.4 billion people and make up 36% of the world’s population. As of November 15th, 2022, the world’s population reached 8 Billion. We will have 8.5 billion by 2030, 9 billion by 2037, 9.7 billion by 2050 and 10.4 by 2100. It turns out that the poor see a child as a support mechanism. These countries also see the use of contraception as lazy. There are even birthing competitions among villages. The earth can naturally produce enough nitrogen to feed 1.5 billion people. The populations of the earth now produce food through the use of man-made nitrogen. If that supply is interrupted for any reason, the populations of the world would quickly spiral into a state of mass starvation within months. (un.org, BBC News 3.28.23) (Revelation 6:6)

A report by Goldman Sachs stated that artificial Intelligence could replace 300 million jobs worldwide and 25% of full time jobs in the US. Google’s Design Director stated that trying to stop its development at this point would be like trying to put the genie back in the bottle. He said the race to deploy these systems is reckless and might be the worst mistake we ever make. There are no governmental AI regulations at this time. Companies are responsible to police themselves (NBC Nightly News 3.22.23). Artifical Intelligence was prophised as necessary just before the rise of the Antichrist and his One World Goverment (Revelation 13:14-17)

A Virginia Circuit Court Judge recently ruled that frozen embryos should be considered as property under a 19th century slavery law. According to the Judge, because there is no law against the sale of an embryo, it should be considered as ‘goods or chattel’.

A new fungus called Candida Auris is spreading in hospitals and retirement homes. It is immune to current antibiotics. In 2021 there were 53 cases reported. In 2022 1,500 cases were reported with 1 in 3 dying from the disease.

There are rumors that Pope Francis may soon retire. Francis was the final Pope named by the prophet St. Malachy (1049-1148). He prophesied that after Pope Benedict would come a Pope known as Peter the Roman. The description Malachy gave concerning this man fits Pope Francis. He predicted that Peter or Francis would, “ lead the church through many tribulations. The seven hill city {Rome} would be destroyed and the dreadful Judge will judge the people. The end.” (See related: Saint Malachy VS the Final Pope)

A recent structural survey report stated that 93% of buildings in north east Israel could not withstand the earthquake experienced by Turkey and Syria in February/March where 50,000+ died. (Revelation 11:13)

A recent poll showed that most people disbelieve in a rapture or a Second Coming of Christ as they have ‘no frame of reference’. The guards at Jesus’ tomb no longer have this problem.

Film star Gwyneth Paltrow was sued for $300,000 by a retired optometrist who said he suffered mild drain bramage in a skiing accident and could ‘no longer enjoy wine tastings’. Paltrow counter sued for $1 + court costs. She won the case and the doctor now owes approximately 1 million dollars in attorney fees. He stated that if he had to do it all over again, he would not do it all over again. On a bitter sweet note, he was given a handicap tag so he will now be able to park in front of wine stores.

President Joe Biden is 9 months older than Mick Jagger.

The Taliban in Afghanistan have begun to complain publicly that it is too hard to govern now that they rule the country. They are stuck behind desks and miss the jihad life. They also have other problems such as beards getting stuck in copy machines, the snack machine is always out of opium and with covid restrictions in place, they are required to work from their caves.

Israel was voted the 4th happiest country in the world.

The French continue to protest the retirement age being raised from 62 to 64. The protest have erupted into riots and are being covered each day by the international press. The topic has become so controversial that even the mimes won’t stop talking about it.

Congressional forecast show that Social Security will run out of funding by the year 2033. On an interesting note, that is the 2,000 year anniversary of Jesus’ ascension into heaven. So, it has been 2,000 years from Adam to Abraham, 2,000 years from Abraham to Jesus and 2,000 years from Jesus to the year 2033. That is a total of 6,000 years. God created man on the sixth day and six is the number of man. God rested on the seventh day. The Book of Revelation states that Jesus will return to rule the earth for 1,000 years which is a grand total of 7,000 years. Seven is the number of completion. Revelation states that at the end of the rule of Christ, there will be a great white throne judgement of the incurable wicked. At this time, the earth will be cleasned by the fire of the Holy Spirit, the New Jesrusalem will arrive on earth, and the final prophecy known as the Feast of Booths or Tabernacles will be realized as God will rule all creation from Jerusalem (Revelation 21:1-3).

In the world of science, geneticists have obtained the DNA from a woolly mammoth frozen in ice. They have used the cells to grow meat soon to be available to the public. There is some concern if the digestive systems of modern man can digest this ancient meat. Question, didn’t they go extinct because we ate them? So, they went extinct because we ate them and now they are bringing them back so we can eat them again? Also, I thought Taco Bell was already using this meat?

Fox Network Chairman Rupert Murdock 92 has called off his marriage to his 66 year old dental hygienist. This marriage would have been his fifth. He has decided to pump the breaks concerning the marriage saying, “Why rush into marriage when you have your whole month ahead of you.”

Science has announced that after exhaustive testing, an Oreo cookie cannot be opened in a way that half the cream filling remains on both sides. Good to know. So now maybe they should get back to work on discovering a cure for cancer?

Two escaped convicts while on the run decided to stop and eat at an International House of Pancakes. They were spotted by an employe and a call was made to local Police. However, local police were forced to call Interpol to make the arrest.

The average American currently pays $450 in hidden cable fees.

Opioid overdoses are now so common that Narcan is being sold over the counter.

PETA has started a campaign to ‘stop the mocking of crabs’. So don’t mock crabs. Instead butter them up.

Pope Frances is considering eliminating the vow of celibacy for priests. There is talk that a dating service will be established for them called eHomily.

The movie Everything Everywhere All at Once won best picture. It turns out the movie is an autobiography of the life of George Santos.

Camelia, the Royal Consort, was diagnosed with covid. Fortunately, as a royal, she can stay in self-isolation as she had nothing planned for the next three weeks.

The world’s oldest nun died at the age of 118. The cause of death was listed as “Prayer answered”.

Hidden Valley Ranch is marketing an ice cream which includes garlic and onion power. People who have tasted the concoction concur that they need to keep this valley hidden.

The month of March includes K 9 Veteran’s day. Its just like the human Veteran’s Day except absolutely, positively and under no circumstances is there to be any fireworks!