Prophecy in the News: October 2024

Sweden is offering immigrants $34,000 to immigrate to some other country. This is what happens when a country does not have a well-considered immigration system with law and order in place.

Electric cars give off less Co2 but give off more pollution from breaks and tires. The cars are on average 600 lbs. heavier. They offer more protection for the driver but cause more physical trauma to pedestrians.

Rapper P Diddy was arrested for having illegal “sex freak-outs”. His house was searched and over 1,000 bottles of baby oil was found. Mr. Diddy explained that it was because he shopped as Costco.

The newest fashion in women’s shoes is called the “Hoof Shoe” as it looks similar to the hoof of a horse. The only issue so far is that when a person breaks an ankle, they must be immediately put down.

A Brewery in Illinois was fined for selling cicadas infused Malort shots. Thus their motto: “Malort: Trust us, the bug improves the taste”.

The food and drug administration has recently approved the first at home syphilis test. It is for people who want to know if they have a disease that will cause blindness and insanity without the hassle of driving to a free clinic.

The new Venezuelan president Maduro was so excited about winning the election that he officially changed the date of Christmas from December to October. Hobby Lobby did this years ago.

The latest Catholic sex abuse trial was settled with a payout to victims totaling $880 million dollars.

A new Digiorno frozen pizza is topped with pineapple, bacon, pepperoni, black olives, chimichanga and of course chorizo. The box is topped with the number for the suicide hot line.

The healthiest Halloween candy was determined to be the M&M peanut candy. Not so fast wheezed kids with peanut allergies.

Taylor Swift endorsed Harris for President. Pollsters have tracked the effect and determined she is the key to the 12 to 16 year old demographics.

A university math student created a fusion reactor that produced plasma in four weeks in his bed room. He also created the question, should this be happening?

Five horses managed to escape the Missouri Renaissance Fair. Proof that horses really are cool.

It has been suggested that people who still wear masks in public be required to write on the front of the mask why they need to wear it.

Constitution Day came and went with hardly anyone noticing. True fact, James Monroe was 18, Alexander Hamilton was 21, James Madison was 25 and Joe Biden was 30. Turns out they were the Gen Z of the late 1770’s

Tim Waltz has been appointed to headline a “voter encouragement with black men” crusade. Who better to connect with young black men than Tim Waltz? Turns out Michael Bublé was unavailable.