Prophecy in the News: April 2025

The death of the Pope Francis may be one of the most prophetic events the world has experienced since the rebirth of Israel in 1948 and their capturing of Jerusalem in 1967. This is because of a startling 900 year old prophecy made by the little known Archbishop Saint Malachy.

St. Malachy (1094-1148 A.D.), had a vision and wrote down what was revealed to him. He created a list that contained the names, symbols or attributes of the final 112 Popes. This list has turned out to be astonishingly accurate. So accurate that the Catholic Church actually published it. Pope Francis was listed as the last Pope that would die while serving in office. Malachy’s list ends with a prophecy of an End of the Age Pope who will be known as “Peter the Roman”. The name Peter has never been used by any reining Pope in the history of the Church. According to Malachy, it is Peter the Roman who will be in charge of the Catholic Church when the Antichrist rises to power. While this is chilling news for the world, it is exciting for the Christian Church. This is because the Rapture of all believers in Christ will take place before the Tribulation Period. In fact, it is the Rapture of perhaps as many as 2.5 billion Christians with an additional 2.5 billion children that will trigger the Tribulation Period.

For a complete understanding of St. Malachy, his list of 112 Popes, his prophecy concerning the effect of the Tribulation Period on the Church, and the Second Coming of Christ described as the Great and Terrible Judge, Please see related: “Mystery of Saint Malachy and the Final Pope Revealed”.

In other news, Vatican staff has been working feverishly to stop crowds from taking selfies with the dead body of the Pope. They cite this type of activity as inappropriate and disrespectful to the dead. Instead they are directing the crowds to attend any cathedral where they can freely take pictures of the many skulls, fingers and other body parts of past dead saints.

Here are some interesting facts and changes in church doctrine that Francis initiated. Pope Francis said on September 15, 2024, ”All religions are paths to God.” He left his home in Argentina in March 2013 to become Pope and never returned. He stated that Islam is a legitimate and authentic religion that shares the Christian belief in a single God. Please see related: “Christianity vs the Muslim Religion”. He stated that while LGBTQ+ people are “Intrinsically Disordered” they can still serve as priests as long as they are sexually celibate.  He also approved the blessing of same sex couples who practice celibacy.

It is hoped that the new Pope will continue to be more liberal with his papal orders. One of these orders is hoped to be the creation of a “Casual Bejeweled Staff Day”.

Starting May 7^th, all Cardinals under the age of eighty, will start to cast votes for a new Pope. If the majority of votes do not favor one candidate, they burn the ballots and start again. In this case, the burning ballots will emit a black smoke. If a Pope is elected, the burning ballot smoke will be white. And if the smoke is grey, it means the pork loin has been roasted to a perfect golden brown and dinner is served.

The Ukrainian War drags on. The third year anniversary of the war was February 24, 2025. Approximately 1,200 Russian soldiers are killed or wounded every day. From January through March 2025, approximately 108,000 Russian military personnel have been killed or wounded. As of March 2025, a total of 790,000 Russians have been killed or wounded. Approximately 400,000 Ukrainian military and civilian persons have been wounded or killed. These numbers are said to have been calculated on the conservative side. The Russians are used to prolonged wars involving many casualties. Approximately 27 million Russians died in WWII, nine million soldiers and eighteen million civilians.

It is clear that Putin cannot afford to just end the war. If he were to stop the war now, and not achieved the acquisition of Ukraine into his empire, he would be treated like all failed dictators. He would be tortured and publicly hung. So what will stop the war? Russia has only stopped wars when millions of Russian mothers hold mass marches, protests and shut down the Russian economy. So, what will it take to involve the Russian mothers? There is, at this time, an unknown number of corpses that have to be buried by an unknown number of Russian mothers before the match is struck and the revolution to overthrow Putin begins. Today, all we can do is watch the senseless killings on both sides and wait for that moment when the Russian uprising begins. I personally think it will take the deaths and injuries of at least one million young Russian men to tip the scales. Only then will we see Putin pay for his tens of thousands of crimes against humanity.

To put the Ukraine War into perspective, the Vietnam War was responsible for the deaths of 58,000 American personnel. The Vietnam military and civil population saw the deaths of between one a three million people. An exact count was difficult to achieve as the Viet Kong buried their dead at night so that the US would never know how successful their combat missions were.

Russia’s total military budget for 2024 was $11 billion dollars. The US Supplement Funding approved by Congress to be used for Ukraine’s defense against the Russian invasion between the years 2022-2024 was $174 billion dollars. Here’s an idea, why don’t we just pay Russia to end the war?

All dictators in history have had two armies. One to protect the country and one to protect the dictator. The difference between a dictatorship and democracy is, in a dictatorship the people fear the leaders, and in a democracy, the leaders fear the people.

In American politics, statistically the politician that spends the most money on campaigning will win the election. Those currently serving in Congress have on average an 85% chance of being re-elected.

There were 83 schools shootings in 2024 and 9 in the first three months of 2025. Ninety four percent of the shooters told at least one person when, where and how they were going to strike. Shooters are almost always between the ages of 13 and 19. There were 6,000 threats made against schools in 2024.

The Pure Word Bible is getting a lot of publicity attention when, in reality, it is a horror. It will come in your email under the heading of “One Path Research”. Beware…it is a path that leads to confusion and false narratives. For example, concerning Luke’s birth narrative, it states that Rome required people to pay taxes in their town of birth. This is not true. The religious leaders of Israel asked Rome to make the people return to their tribal territories in order to get an accurate count of each tribe and better assess the Temple Tax owed. The Pure Word version also states that Joseph was not married to Mary when Jesus was born. Completely untrue. Scripture plainly states Joseph married Mary immediately after he had a dream in which he was told by God to do so. It states that Mary gave birth all alone. Again not true. Joseph was there along with possibly a Jewish midwife. It states that after the birth, Joseph and Mary returned to Nazareth. Not true. According to Matthew, they rented a room in Bethlehem and stayed there for six months. It was there that the Magi arrived and they were later forced to escape Herod’s plot to kill Jesus by fleeing into Egypt. Stay away from the Pure Word Bible. It’s pure garbage!

In a year of fluctuating merchandising demands, chain stores are rethinking their branding mottos. For example, the Dollar Store’s new motto is, “We will make you appreciate the shopping experience at Ross’!”

As a form of protest, Lebanon banned Disney’s new remake movie of Snow White because the actress playing the Evil Queen was Jewish. But most reviewers said this was a waste of time as no one was going to see the movie anyway.

Scientists have discovers a color never seen before by humans. They named it ‘Olo’. It can only be seen by looking at a laser beam displaying the color. Then you go blind from looking into a laser beam? So the real question is, how bad do you want to see that color in order to possibly use it in your foyer?

There are currently 47 terms to describe the various sexual orientations of America’s population. And remarkably, the list just keep growing.

This month, science was able to grow chicken meat the size of a nugget from chicken bone and muscle cells suspended in a genetic culture goop. Sounds yummy! Can I upsize that with a large fry and a bottomless Coke?

A person became outraged at having to pay DoorDash $40 for an omelet. To resolve this issue, DoorDash now has in place a ‘Buy Now Pay Later Program’. It’s like Taco Bell on credit.

A Pizza Hut opened in Mexico. The restaurant review headline read “El Cardboardo es Delisheoso”. In related news, an Olive Garden was opened in Italy, but a restaurant review was never released as that same night it was burned down to the ground.

Gwyneth Paltrow announced she was back on carbs and eating cheese. In related news, the world’s Dooms Day Clock is now at Gwyneth Eats a Cinnabon.

In Vatican news, there is currently a candidate for the position of Pope with the actual name Pizzaballa. Unbelievably, Gwyneth Paltrow now also eats that!

A man in Colorado Springs was arrested for robbing a store using his finger as a gun. He pleaded guilty as police found his finger prints all over the weapon.

Elon Musk was put in charge of DOGE, a new program aimed at cutting federal spending and eliminating unnecessary Federal jobs. He first announced he would save the nation approximately two trillion dollars. A month later he lowered that number to one trillion. As of this month, he has been documented as saving the country sixty four million dollars. He has also announced that, because Tesla experienced a 74%  drop in its free cash flow this first quarter, he will now be more focused on his business rather than the DOGE project.

The total annual payroll for all federal employees including benefits is 4% of the national budget.

The Fireball liquor brand held a contest where the winner would receive a lifetime supply of Fireball whiskey. But there was a catch. The winner had to be over the age of 90 to enter. Now that’s just wrong!

A ten million dollar yacht advertised itself as, “Larger than the Titanic!” In keeping with this theme, Delta now advertises itself as, “Delta: more leg room than the Hindenburg!”

At a recent auction, O.J. Simpson’s Bible sold for $50,000. dollars. Imagine the buyers surprise when he opened the Book of Exodus and found the 6^th Commandment missing.

A New Jersey Library had a book returned that was 99 years overdue. Said the New Jersey librarian, “What? Are you kidding me? Nothing to see here…at least we got the book back, so Bada Bing Bada Boom!”

Pizza Hut announced its newest pizza creation called “Pizza Caviar”.  So…it’s for lottery winners?

A man standing in line at the DMV for two hours publicly threatened to blow up the building. He was immediately taken and placed in the Blow Up the DMV Building Line which was unfortunately an additional three hour long wait.

Because of the national egg shortage, some Easter enthusiasts have turned to dying potatoes. Wait! Easter is about a pink rabbit that poops chocolate candy. Does anything mean anything anymore!

A married Florida woman was arrested for having sex with her lover in a gated and locked grave yard. This act is officially known as a Florida Honeymoon.

In other news, a Lakewood Ranch Florida man dove into a pond filled with alligators to save a wounded eagle. When interviewed he said that the bird was the symbol of America. Interestingly, a man intentionally diving into a pond filled with alligators is the symbol of Florida.

A street in West Philadelphia was named after the actor Will Smith. It’s called, “Keep the Name of My Wife Out Your D**n Mouf!”

A rural town meeting was held in April to decide if it will allow a pot dispensary to operate. The motion failed to pass mainly because those in favor of the dispensary got the date wrong and showed up the next day.